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Dr. Notaresident just called with some fantastic news: they got all the cancer! In her words, "The margins are clear." I must admit, it's quite anticlimactic hearing that for a third time. Where's the drama? The suspense? Turns out I'm about as predictable as a Dick Wolf drama. Having said that, I have a few words of my own for our dear friend 2010:
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Between cancer (twice) and losing two surrogates, I've had enough of this year, you scraggly beeyotch. On to a happier, healthier 2011! Which, according to my acupuncturist - you know, the guy who saved my life earlier this year - is the Year of the Rabbit. And rabbits makes lots of babies, so I'm really psyched about 2011!